I have so much fun with these types of posts! If you are ever really bored, just search in Google pics for “ugly, stupid, lame or dumb” or any other similar descriptive term. It’s shocking what will come up. OK, on with the post. Here is my latest find for ugly people in lingerie:
Whoa ladies! Please be so kind to go and find the rest of your wardrobes. Half of the party just went home and the other half is passed out too drunk to run. I didn’t know they made bikinis for barn animals. Omg, I am so mean. I really want to be supportive with being overweight and wearing lingerie, but it’s just not right on so many levels. Maybe this is healthy encouragement to get in shape. See if Farmer Joe will let you ladies run around the fields to exercise -moo.
This chicky took Sisqo’s “Thong song” and amplified it to astronomical proportions. I didn’t even know they made thongs that big. They need to stop manufacturing those. Maybe I could start a petition or campaign against oversized thongs and mail it to the President of China. I’m sure it just makes the Asians mad when they get a new order for extremely oversized thongs anyway. “Stupid Americans, stop eating Big-Mac, then we no make ugly thong for you no more. Create world peace.” Wait a second, I’m wrong. She just decided to wear her little brother’s slingshot as a G-string instead. My bad.
Just for the record, I love Borat. I really do. It’s in my top ten funniest movies of all time and I love to quote it quite frequently- “very nice!”. But Borat, my friend, you killed the thong. Not like men should be wearing any sort of thong or bikini bottom anyway, their hideous, but drew the line and then drove about 10 miles over the line with your man-kini thong. What’s great about this picture also is that he did it wearing trouser socks and dress shoes and showed up to the Cannes Film festival in his green man-kini thong. The scariest thing about his man-kini thong is that you can buy one off the internet. Please I beg you, don’t do it. The only man I will tolerate in the Borat man-kini thong is Borat himself.
OK, buddy, I think you have had a little too much to drink. Thank god he is wearing a safety helmet or else they might not let him on the short bus. Given that he is also wearing a thong and Red Danish wooden shoes to complete his ensamble, he’ll have to walk behind the short bus because he is so moronic. I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say that his mommy didn’t dress him this morning. Hold on a second, he looks familiar- my god it’s Mel Gibson! And he just set his ex-girlfriend’s house on fire! Look!
I am soooo glad that she is just posing holding her new thong instead of wearing it for the camera. I would have started crying if I found this picture and she was wearing a “champ” thong. So wrong, hilarious, but still so wrong. I wonder what grandpa’s thoughts are about this, or maybe this was his idea to spice up their love life. I’m just going to end right there and not poison my mind any longer.