
Check out this picture I found of Paris Hilton shopping at one of LA’s premiere lingerie stores, Trashy Lingerie. Apparently she is looking for a costume, but I guess nobody informed her that wearing a slutty sailor’s outfit out in public is only allowed on Halloween. Guess she just likes sailing a notch above everyone else.
Paris is also set to launch a new reality show on the Oxygen channel called “The World According to Paris,” which Hilton says will portray her true self. Back in 2003, Paris Hilton’s already controversial fame was propelled to new heights when her riches-to-rags reality series “The Simple Life” debuted. Alongside former BFF Nicole Richie, the socialites faced the realities of the average middle-class citizen. And come this spring, the hotel heiress will return to your television screens in a new light.

“When I did ‘The Simple Life,’ I was playing a character that I created and I had no idea it would last so many seasons, So I had to continue doing that character, so I think people assume that’s really how I am. But when they see this new show, they’re going to see the real me. I had such a great time doing ‘The Simple Life’ so it’s so much fun to still be doing it with “The World According to Paris. It’s a show like I’ve never done before. I’m really letting cameras into my real life, and it’s just an all-access pass into what goes on.”
Paris says that the camera crew followed her every move, including her interaction with boyfriend Cy Waits. “He’s very shy, so this is all very new to him, but he loves me so much and supports me,” she said of the Vegas nightclub owner. Waits joins Paris’ mom, Kathy Hilton, and Charlie Sheen’s estranged wife Brooke Mueller as the co-starring cast.
Always at the right hot spot with the right man on her arm, she has a knack for stirring up controversy. The media follows her romantic life with breathless interest, and slavishly reports on her latest conquests; she’s dated everyone from male models to Greek shipping tycoons.
She’s a shrewd businesswoman, who has used her savvy to create a fortune independent of her sizable inheritance. That was her you saw clad in a sexy bathing suit selling burgers for Carl’s Jr. She’s recorded an album – though that effort was a bust, since the album flopped big-time. And she’s even had her signature phrase, “That’s hot,” trademarked.
And with her sex tape – made when she was a mere 19 – she proved that she’s a creature of burning ambition, who’ll do anything to remain in the public eye.
Yes, Paris Hilton – singer, socialite, porn star – is a woman of many talents. But those talents do not include public speaking, or speaking in general. An orator she is not. In fact, it would not be inaccurate to say that the world would be a much better place if Paris were to seal her lips forever and never speak again.

Here are 10 of Paris’ most memorable quotes. Some are funny, some are oddly profound and some are just plain dumb.
Paris Hilton Quote #1:”Wal-Mart… do they like make walls there?”
Paris Hilton Quote #2:” I don’t really think, I just walk.”
Paris Hilton Quote #3: “What’s a soup kitchen?”
Paris Hilton Quote #4: “The music has a sexy vibe. That’s my brand – what people what from me.”
Paris Hilton Quote #5: “Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”
Paris Hilton Quote #6: “I’m like an American princess.”
Paris Hilton Quote #7: “I don’t think there’s ever been anyone like me that’s lasted. And I’m going to keep lasting.”
Paris Hilton Quote #8: “I’m an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I’m all kinds of stuff.”
Paris Hilton Quote #9: “The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.”
Paris Hilton Quote #10: “A true heiress is never mean to anyone – except a girl who steals your boyfriend.”
Spoken like a true rich, dumb blonde.























