Somebody has been praying to the Geek God extra hard, because every gamers’ fantasy is coming true in a curvy British way before our very eyes because Bedtimeflirt.com, a European “sexy lingerie” e-tailer, has unveiled an entire collection of women’s underwear based on the Wii game No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle. The game was released last year in the US but is due out soon in the UK and other parts of the world. Three lingerie designs from the game have become reality. You or your significant other might never be as attractive as the girls from No More Heroes 2 or the fashion models showing off these three lingerie designs from Bedtime Flirt inspired by the game, but you can sure as hell try.
In an article posted in the smut rag Daily Sport, UK publisher Rising Star Games’ managing director Martin Defries explains the reasoning behind the real-life No More Heroes 2 underwear. “No More Heroes 2 is all about style. We wanted to offer fans of the game the opportunity to replicate that cool in real life.” Video game characters aren’t usually known for their awe-inspiring fashion. And when you think of sexy lingerie, do video games come to mind? Well, maybe they should.
The lingerie collection is available exclusively at the UK-based site, though orders can also be shipped to other countries including the US. There’s nothing especially “video gamey” about the lingerie, but you can be sure that they will fulfill some geek’s fantasy. That is, if he can actually find a girl in real life who looks like the buxom No More Heroes characters.
One wonders how many of those fans are people like Alice Goodwin, 24, who is rocking a pair of 32 Gs. Or like Charlotte (32B) or McKenna (32B), the models showing off the lingerie. No matter, really. Each of the lingerie sets is designed to reflect one of the foxier vixens in the “No More Heroes” universe, Sylvia, Shinobu, and Naomi. You can either buy the lingerie for your lady love or just ogle the above-mentioned beauties over at Bedtime Flirt website. It’s all well and good, but if you actually do shell out the cash to relive your ultimate Suda 51 fantasy with the missus, you’ll realize that the only items that make any sort of connection to the game characters – rain coat, gloves, and giant grey wig – aren’t actually included. Ah.